About us
Dissociated Press is a news desk that has lost its train of thought and decided that's fine, actually. Fact-checked by vibes. Sources: trust me bro.
Real news? Highly debatable. Deeply confused analysis? Guaranteed.
what to expect
- Unqualified journalism and speculative panic.
- Live tech troubleshooting that makes things worse.
- Accidental life advice that somehow works out.