Man flies Miami to Turin with a dried crocodile head in his suitcase
He wrapped it in brown packing paper. Italy's financial police were not fooled.
[dubious sources]
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Man scouting for a campsite on satellite maps finds an ancient meteor crater instead
An amateur astronomer scrolling over Quebec for a place to pitch a tent spotted a massive impact crater nobody had flagged. Scientists are taking it seriously. The tent situation remains unclear.
[citation needed]allegedly, this week
all stories →Saturn grows a ten-sided shape at its south pole to match the hexagon up north
A huge decagon has formed in the planet's atmosphere. Saturn has not explained itself.
[unverified]Someone tried to FedEx 191 tortoises and turtles
Staff at the Denton office called animal services. The shelled parcels are now at the Dallas Zoo while federal wildlife officials investigate.
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